January 25, 2013
The first week of school, proved tedious and demanding. Not
in the sense that the work was difficult but in fact that it was mind numbingly
simple. My rage and consternation fell on deaf ears of course, and the
miserable pointy headed buffoons who pretend to themselves to be my teachers,
complained when in class I played a strategy game on my laptop… in order to
spare them the shame of having completed their pathetic assignments far in
advance of my “peers” and bothering them with demands for more challenging
work. Worst of all they had the gaul to keep me past 1:30 when the bus leaves,
only to dismiss us 5 minutes later… for what cause might you ask? TO TALK ABOUT
FUCKING FOOTBALL! My rage was incomprehensible, it would be one thing if we
were actually doing work, but running out the clock on asinine public sentiment
and thereby forcing me to wait an additional hours for the next bus to leave,
on top of that I left my id at home and was unable to use the time effectively
in the gym.
On the subject I have spent a great deal of time in the gym of late, it is well
stocked and staffed with free personal training and locker and shower room
access along with a basket ball court and many other amenities conducive to
physical fitness, all they are missing is a sauna and a pool, alas nothing is
perfect. My goal is to obtain toned abdominal muscles and regain my former
state of health, this and more, I will do.
I awoke at 7:20, having slept for 5 hours. My dearly loved
cat greeted me as I woke with a raised tail. I was barely able to stand but
none the less I played with her as the softy whiny meow she gives when wanting
attention is too adorable to ignore. I headed for class early and stopped at
McDonalds for coffee and an egg and cheese sandwich, which I regret immensely
as it is now causing me extreme nausea. The coffee however was quite good.
I must now develop a new resume for my job readiness seminar
assignment, finally here I am accomplishing the important work that I signed up
for, and not pipeting water in and out of a beaker just to prove that I can,
like some special needs toddler in science class. No I take that back, even a
mentally handicapped infant could do that.
Assignment completed within an hour, I now have 4 hours to
wait for the cretin…er I mean my peers to finish, yeah… “peers.” It’s not that
I think I’m so smart, it’s that everyone else seems to be so fucking stupid.
